...is how I describe myself. How I come across is entirely up to you.
I was born and raised in Laguna Beach, California, where my parents owned the popular Royal Hawaiian Restaurant for fifty-nine years. I was an obese Filipino child, and I had a lateral lisp (just like Sylvester the Cat).
I graduated from the University of Southern California, with a BA in French. I can't speak French; apparently, one has to practice.
My heart belongs to a man named Petie and a dog named Ringo. I'll bet if I were someone else I would envy me. Sometimes I have to remind myself of that.
I live in Glendale, California.