About moi

...is how I describe myself. How I come across is entirely up to you.

I was born and raised in Laguna Beach, California, where my parents owned the popular Royal Hawaiian Restaurant for fifty-nine years. I was an obese Filipino child, and I had a lateral lisp (just like Sylvester the Cat).

I graduated from the University of Southern California, with a BA in French. I can't speak French; apparently, one must practice. I went on to drink heavily for many years, compromising myself in perverse and ridiculous ways to earn extra drinking money.

I have been rejected by some of the finest men in Los Angeles. I am now, however, very happy to say that a wonderful man named Petie has claimed my heart. And we love our cuddly little boy Jimmy, a 17-lb. chihuahua-miniature pinscher mix.

I live in Glendale, California.