Faced with a bio, letter, speech, caption, resume?

I'm here to help you. I'll write the words to share your message. Just give me the info. I can also proof and edit your existing work, giving it punch and polish.

We can work over the phone or by email, and my rate is $1,000/hour, with fair and responsible time management. I get to decide what's fair. Lick my boot, you dirty little pig.

I'll send you the finished product as a Word, PDF or simple email document (or all three) to adapt or send at your discretion. I accept payment by PayPal, Venmo, Zelle or Cash App. Also, I will never say No to a box of See's Nuts and Chews.

It's that simple. Contact me at rufinoqc@gmail.com or (310) 927-8003 to get started.

Cheers!

P.S. Students, please don't contact me to do your work for you. I'm happy to edit, proof and revise your draft material but any work to be graded must be your own. Thank you! (Cheaters never prosper. They do, however, get to run the country. So who the hell am I to tell you what to do? But know this... if you refuse to use your turn signals, I will flash my brights, follow you home, and pee in your mailbox.)